McGuinness Delighted The All-Ireland is Over
Jim McGuinness cleaning up after the Senior team with a baby he found down the back of the homecoming bus As the Donegal GAA senior football team’s homecoming bus made its final stop in Glenswilly last...
View ArticleGweedore Chemist in Poisoned Glen Antidote Discovery
Artist’s impression of new healthy smooth finish glen… A chemist from Gweedore, Gerry Hablit, claims he has finally found an antidote suitable for use on the Poisoned Glen, Dunlewey. At midnight on...
View ArticleJoe Brolly’s Kidney Banished from Body
Joe Brolly’s Kidney (artist’s impression) It has emerged that the kidney of former Derry GAA player Joe Brolly (full name Joe Umbrella) has been banished from his body, effective since Wednesday. The...
View ArticleDollop Dilemmas – 30th January
Back from my dad’s funeral. There was a large turnip at it The world is a very confusing place. Which one’s Ant, which one’s Dec? Why does Football Special taste like Morgan Spice & Coke? And did...
View ArticlePolice Release Photofit of Man Suspected of Spitting on Karl Lacey
The PSNI in Omagh have today released a photofit picture of the man they suspect of having spat on Donegal player, Karl Lacey. Lacey, out through injury, was making his way up the tunnel in Omagh when...
View ArticleDonegal Man Still Hasn’t Had Picture Taken With Sam Maguire Cup
Johnny Uisce, a merman living at the bottom of Gartan lake, has revealed to Donegal Dollop that he still hasn’t had his photograph taken with the Sam Maguire Cup. The Merman, originally from Gortahork...
View ArticleDonegal Defences Completely Flooded
Donegal is in shock this evening after its defences were overcome by recent flooding due to the wile lotta rain over the country these past few days. A deluge of green and red rained heavy for about 90...
View Article“It’s All My Fault” Admits Enya
Caribbean Blues anyone? Enya has stated that she and she alone is responsible for Donegal’s defeat to Mayo yesterday. The enigmatic singer made the statement from the turrets of Manderlay Castle in...
View ArticleJimmy’s Inventing a Time Machine
Lost to Mayo man, he bends the fabric of time and space, man… We are hearing reports this morning that Donegal manager Jim McGuinness is inventing a time machine so that Donegal can progress in the GAA...
View ArticleStrike Action at Iarnród Éireann Averted, Donegal People Not Bothered Either Way
Talks at the Labour Relations Commission have resulted in the proposed rail strike to be called off by Iarnród Éireann affecting absolutely no one in Donegal in any way, shape or form. Donegal,...
View ArticleDirty Mickey Warned to Keep Away From National Schools
A Donegal man with deplorable hygiene has been warned by Gardaí to stop loitering around national schools, it was reported today. ‘Dirty’ Mickey Dubh of Fintown, a huge G.A.A. football fan, has been...
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