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McGuinness Delighted The All-Ireland is Over

Jim McGuinness cleaning up after the Senior team with a baby he found down the back of the homecoming bus As the Donegal GAA senior football team’s homecoming bus made its final stop in Glenswilly last...

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Joe Brolly’s Kidney Banished from Body

Joe Brolly’s Kidney (artist’s impression) It has emerged that the kidney of former Derry GAA player Joe Brolly (full name Joe Umbrella) has been banished from his body, effective since Wednesday. The...

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Dollop Dilemmas – 30th January

Back from my dad’s funeral. There was a large turnip at it The world is a very confusing place. Which one’s Ant, which one’s Dec? Why does Football Special taste like Morgan Spice & Coke? And did...

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Police Release Photofit of Man Suspected of Spitting on Karl Lacey

The PSNI in Omagh have today released a photofit picture of the man they suspect of having spat on Donegal player, Karl Lacey. Lacey, out through injury, was making his way up the tunnel in Omagh when...

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Donegal Man Still Hasn’t Had Picture Taken With Sam Maguire Cup

Johnny Uisce, a merman living at the bottom of Gartan lake, has revealed to Donegal Dollop that he still hasn’t had his photograph taken with the Sam Maguire Cup. The Merman, originally from Gortahork...

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Donegal Defences Completely Flooded

Donegal is in shock this evening after its defences were overcome by recent flooding due to the wile lotta rain over the country these past few days. A deluge of green and red rained heavy for about 90...

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“It’s All My Fault” Admits Enya

Caribbean Blues anyone? Enya has stated that she and she alone is responsible for Donegal’s defeat to Mayo yesterday. The enigmatic singer made the statement from the turrets of Manderlay Castle in...

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Jimmy’s Inventing a Time Machine

Lost to Mayo man, he bends the fabric of time and space, man… We are hearing reports this morning that Donegal manager Jim McGuinness is inventing a time machine so that Donegal can progress in the GAA...

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Strike Action at Iarnród Éireann Averted, Donegal People Not Bothered Either Way

Talks at the Labour Relations Commission have resulted in the proposed rail strike to be called off by Iarnród Éireann affecting absolutely no one in Donegal in any way, shape or form. Donegal,...

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Dirty Mickey Warned to Keep Away From National Schools

A Donegal man with deplorable hygiene has been warned by Gardaí to stop loitering around national schools, it was reported today. ‘Dirty’ Mickey Dubh of Fintown, a huge G.A.A. football fan, has been...

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